Crazy Noises: Simpsons Bible Stories
“So, what’s next for the Israelites, land of milk and honey?” – Exodus Milhouse “Well, actually it looks like we’re in for forty years of wandering the desert.” – Exodus Lisa “Forty years? But after...
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“And, as we pass the collection plate, please give as though the person next to you were watching.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“A chocolate bunny! Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate?” – Reverend Lovejoy “Relax, I found it in the dumpster.” – Homer Simpson
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“Is there any grub around here?” – Eve “Is there!” – Adam “Good morning, Adam, any bacon for you, then?” – Edenic Pig “Don’t mind if I do.” – Adam
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“So, what’s next for the Israelites, land of milk and honey?” – Exodus Milhouse “Well, actually it looks like we’re in for forty years of wandering the desert.” – Exodus Lisa “Forty years? But after...
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“And, as we pass the collection plate, please give as though the person next to you were watching.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“Oh, my dear sweet Eve, I love you even more than the Butterscotch Pond or the Porno Bush.” – Adam
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“Alright, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabappelpatra.” – Pharaoh Skinner “Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.” – Mrs. Krabappelpatra “Very good, uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat heat, cat...
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“So long, kids! Give my regards to the British Museum.” – Ancient Egyptian Wiggum
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