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Crazy Noises: Simpsons Bible Stories

“So, what’s next for the Israelites, land of milk and honey?” – Exodus Milhouse “Well, actually it looks like we’re in for forty years of wandering the desert.” – Exodus Lisa “Forty years?  But after...

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“And, as we pass the collection plate, please give as though the person next to you were watching.” – Reverend Lovejoy

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“A chocolate bunny!  Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate?” – Reverend Lovejoy “Relax, I found it in the dumpster.” – Homer Simpson

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“Is there any grub around here?” – Eve “Is there!” – Adam “Good morning, Adam, any bacon for you, then?” – Edenic Pig “Don’t mind if I do.” – Adam

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Crazy Noises: Simpsons Bible Stories

“So, what’s next for the Israelites, land of milk and honey?” – Exodus Milhouse “Well, actually it looks like we’re in for forty years of wandering the desert.” – Exodus Lisa “Forty years?  But after...

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“And, as we pass the collection plate, please give as though the person next to you were watching.” – Reverend Lovejoy

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“Oh, my dear sweet Eve, I love you even more than the Butterscotch Pond or the Porno Bush.” – Adam

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“Alright, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabappelpatra.” – Pharaoh Skinner “Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.” – Mrs. Krabappelpatra “Very good, uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat heat, cat...

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“Jonah! You died the way you lived: inside a whale.” – King David

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“So long, kids! Give my regards to the British Museum.” – Ancient Egyptian Wiggum

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